Wednesday, December 17, 2008

It's That Time Of Year Again

Am I the only person on the planet who feels like Christmas 2007 occurred YESTERDAY? Where has this year gone?

I've often been told that age causes more than grey hair and short term memory loss. Every year tends to compress time -- to the point where years just fly by.

As I think back on 2008, I certainly can't ignore the economic downturn. It's pretty hard to ignore -- especially when I look at earning statements on the 401K.

Enough for the personal stuff. Now for the intent of this post.

Even though it's been a tough year, many small businesses have either made money or are in a position where they MUST REPLACE some of their hardware. That being the case, there are a few things you know but may not remember....


  • I have long been a supporter of DELL desktops; but I'm now tending to recommend HP. I've installed about an equal number of both this year year; and the HPs have so far been far more reliable than the DELLs. I am still recommending DELL in instances where the client is only replacing one or two machines to avoid having a mixed bag of hardware.
  • There are some great server deals out there right now; and of the server manufacturers, IBM is probably the very best. Their servers are not pretty; but they sure are reliable.
  • Microsoft has released server 2008 in all versions now, including Small Business Server 2008.
  • Remember, hardware bought now and PUT INTO SERVICE before the end-of-2008 can be expensed this year (subject to guidelines). Don't wait until 12/31 to decide; because that will force your expenditure into 2009.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Microsoft Security Bulletin

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Ever Wonder About Pirates and Cannon Balls?

CANNON BALLS!!It was necessary to keep a good supply of cannon balls near the cannon on old war ships. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck was the problem. The best storage method devised was to stack them as a square based pyramid, with one ball on top, resting on four, resting on nine, which rested on sixteen.

Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon. There was only one problem -- how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding/rolling from under the others.

The solution was a metal plate with 16 round indentations, called, for reasons unknown, a Monkey. But if this plate were made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it. The solution to the rusting problem was to make them of brass - hence, Brass Monkeys.Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faste r than iron when chilled. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannon balls would come right off the monkey.

Thus, it was quite literally, cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. And all this time, you thought that was just a vulgar expression, didn't you?

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

A Serious System Threat

We have recently had calls from several clients who have fallen victim to a sofware rogue that seriously impacts your abilty to do productive work on your computers. The rogue is named with Anti-Virus 2008 or Anti-Virus 2009.

On first blush, the product looks very "official". Victims most often think their system (or the Windows Security features) is telling them they have an infestation that needs to be addressed. So the computer gives permission, opens the door and waits for whatever happens. And what's likely to happen is NOT good.

Once in your system, manually getting rid of the thing is almost an impossible task. It's a multi-step process that requires manually deleting files, editing the registry and other nasties that casual users should not consider.

We've found one product that does a very good job unless Windows has really been damaged; and that product is SpyHunter. We recommend it highly. You can download it free and run it to determine if your machine is infected; but you must pay the $29.99 and register it before you can use it clean your PC.

The best solution though is to not put your machine at risk in the first place.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Some Very Interesting Stuff -- A Must See

Those of you who really know me know that I'm a junky for numbers. Though I could never stretch my imagination enough to even roughly consider myself to be a statistician, I have all my life been fascinated by numbers and by statistics. And for some reason, the more trivial the statistic, the better.

I was just sent an email that contained a link to a video that deals with a lot of those things. More importantly, it deals with the explosive growth of Internet based technologies world wide.

I think it's a "keeper" and one that should be viewed by a larger number of people. Click here to watch the video.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

10 Ways to Survive and Thrive in a Downturn

  1. Offer free assessments and other road-mapping tools to your customers. You’ll ensure a quicker sales cycle when they’re ready to buy.
  2. Introduce new technologies often. Your customers should always know what’s there in the market and that you can get it to them as soon as they need it.
  3. Keep relationships strong by conducting regular webinars on the solutions you offer
  4. Show customers that productivity gains from solutions such as virtualization can offset the costs of implementing the technology.
  5. Focus on recession-proof technologies such as security and storage, where customers’ needs tend to grow regardless of the economy.
  6. If you haven’t already, think about developing a managed services practice. A small investment on your part can help your customers plan for the future.
  7. Develop case studies to show customers your solutions and successes, and what you can do for them.
  8. Expand your customer base. Serving more vertical markets means less cyclical exposure to any one customer segment’s spending patterns.
  9. Get the timing right. New technology adoption, compliance issues and policy changes can open the door to new opportunities.
  10. Go Green. Help customers save money and look smart doing it by implementing solutions that reduce their data center footprint and power consumption costs.

Thursday, September 04, 2008

Not Sure Whether To Be Disappointed or Mad As Hell

Those of you who already know me know that I have all my life been a die-hard Republican as was my father before me and likely his father before him. Dad would spin in his grave if he knew that I had ever even considered pulling more than a single lever when in the voting booth.

Enough said for that! That's not the reason I'm writing this entry.

During John McCain's search for a running mate, I repeatedly and in many forums said that I'd like to think that he would at least consider the honorable governor of the great state of Alaska. You can imagine how delighted I was when he announced that Sarah Palin was, in fact, his choice. I had about 30 seconds in which to revel before the reality began to set in -- the liberal media was not about to let this happen without a fight and a smear campaign to end all smear campaigns

Then the started on Sarah Palin's young, beautiful and vivacious 17 year old daughter -- how low can you stoop.

What brought this to a head was the morning after Gustav tormented the Gulf Coast. The most biased network of the majors -- ABC -- and their most Obama devotee, Dianne Sawyer, spent almost 20 minutes railing over the sins of the Palin daughter before they ever even mentioned the damage done to the Gulf Coast only the day before. DISGRACEFUL!

I had a meeting last night and rushed home to hear Palin's speech. She blew the opposition away. I told my wife that it was likely the second best political speech I had ever heard -- second only to one from Ronald Regan himself.

Go Sarah -- Go. And may God Bless You and may God Bless America in spite of what the liberal media wants.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

We’ve Lost a True Friend

Some of you who read this post realize that I have fought and, I hope, beaten a diagnosis of terminal cancer.

I have survived nearly two decades since the doctors told me I had one chance in a million of living a month after being diagnosed with bone cancer in my hip, pelvis and right femur.


A man I never met but grew to respect and love for his courage, openness and willingness to share every element of his fight lost his battle with pancreatic cancer last week.


Randy Pausch, computer science professor extraordinaire at Carnegie Mellon University, put up a valiant fight. It was a fight he knew from the outset that he was not likely to win – but that never deterred his lust for life. I never ceased to be amazed every time I heard him say "…I'm dying but I'm still having fun."


Randy left behind a wife and beautiful children. He also left behind an unmatched legacy for which I will always be grateful.


I sat last night and watched through tear stained eyes Dianne Sawyer's beautiful Primetime Live television show dedicated to the life of Dr. Randy Pausch. His death left a void for me. Even though I never personally met this man, I developed a respect and a love for him that's familial and real.


God Bless You Randy Pausch. You truly changed my life.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

UNBELIEVABLE MATH PROBLEM

Here is a math trick so unbelievable that it will stump you.

I would like to know who came up with this and why that person is not running the country.

Grab a calculator. (you won't be able to do this one in your Head)

  • Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the Area code...)
  • Multiply by 80
  • Add 1
  • Multiply by 250
  • Add to this the last 4 digits of your phone number
  • Add to this the last 4 digits of your phone number again.
  • Subtract 250
  • Divide number by 2

Do you recognize the answer ??

Five Tips For Maintaining a Slow Growth Business

You know the expression "good things come in small packages." The same sentiment can apply to small businesses too. Entrepreneurs don't have to set their sights on building a mega-million-dollar business to enjoy a highly satisfying and lucrative entrepreneurial career.

Financially speaking, research has shown that small-business owners enjoy an average net worth that is three times that of their salaried counterparts. Business owners also tend to out-perform salaried employees in terms of higher annual incomes, savings, and stock portfolios.

Parents, college career counselors, and students should also take note that women are more likely to achieve $100,000-plus annual incomes faster through business ownership than average professional careers in law or medicine.

Even though business ownership offers considerable potential for financial reward, entrepreneurs still talk to me about their overriding desire to control their work destiny. They don't want to work 18-hour days or feel chained to inflexible schedules that conflict with family and leisure interests. Their attraction to business ownership is more about creative pursuits and career flexibility than monetary gain.

Of course, just because an organization is small doesn't mean that it will be stress-free or less vulnerable to business problems.


Countering the risk of falling behind

"Adversity Quotient: Turning Obstacles into Opportunities" is one of my favorite mindset development books. The book's author, Paul Stoltz, refers to individuals who are always taking energetic steps forward as "climbers." Individuals who are content to hang out in places of comfort are called "campers."

Stoltz warns that whenever individuals and businesses become complacent, they don't just stay in the same competitive position. They actually fall behind. It makes sense too. Because small-business climbers are almost always moving onward and upward in their quest for profitable customers, eventually they will surpass the campers.

But it is possible to run a "no-growth" or "slow-growth" enterprise and not be considered an unproductive camper in the small-business community. A slow-growing business doesn't have to be a weak business, provided the owner takes proactive steps to minimize risk and maximize every minute of every workday.

Here are five tips for keeping a slow-growing business efficient and healthy.

1. Define success in quantitative terms. The problem with starting a business is that sometimes, in the quest for new work-life objectives, owners don't always set measurable goals. After your business is profitable, however, you need to think about the next operating milestone: standard benefits and compensation for company founders and staff members.

This means the business is able to consistently generate enough income to pay fair market salaries, and cover payroll taxes, health-insurance premiums, business liability insurance, and annual contributions to a Simple IRA or other small-business retirement savings programs. Entrepreneurs who are single or don't have any other sources of income should add disability insurance to this list.

Simply stated, a business should be big enough to take care of the founder and support staff. Keep climbing until you reach this target!

2. Reduce dependence on any single customer or partner. Even the best-performing companies are vulnerable to fast failure if their revenues or profits are tied to one customer, one distributor, or one business partnership. With each passing year in business, dependencies should shrink to the point where no single relationship loss can put your company out of business.

3. Improve largest-customer profitability. Ideally, a small company's largest customers should be its most profitable customers. It is surprising how many business owners accept the reverse situation. Entrepreneurs who want to stay small and productive must favor customers who value their work and are willing to pay top dollar for it.

4. Identify backup support staff. Wouldn't it be nice if all customers presented new orders in an orderly, manageable way? As there aren't many foolproof ways to prevent sudden surges in customer demand, small-business owners have to take steps to protect their 9-to-5 work day.

One strategy is to identify project consultants or part-time support help for every key function in your business. For example, a company that provides research and grant writing services for nonprofit organizations can develop sub-contractor relationships with part-time researchers, writers, or editors. The trick is to test contractors out long before crunch time.

5. Reduce time allocated to administrative tasks. If you want to get more revenues and profits out of each workday, an easy fix is to reduce the amount of time spent on administration. If you think about it, you don't pay your bills, your customers do. However, small-business owners put aside money-making activities for less important administrative tasks. How often do they do this? Every single day!

My solution is to push all billing, mail opening, office supply store trips, and miscellaneous correspondence to just one day a week, preferably Friday afternoon. By eliminating time-consuming interruptions, you'll get more out of the rest of the week.

What is the secret to owning a slow-growing business to preserve time for family, friends, vacations, and fun? I think it all comes down to focusing your energy on this small list of business-enhancing initiatives and doing them really well.



About the author Susan Schreter is a Seattle-area investment banker and venture-funding expert serving startup entrepreneurs and fast-growth company executives. She also teaches business financing and entrepreneurship at business schools, angel forums, and microfinance organizations in the United States and internationally. Write to Susan at susan@takecommand.org.

Friday, July 04, 2008

Happy Independence Day

Management and staff at JFSI-J. Fair Systems, Inc. want to wish you and yours a great 4th of July Holiday this year. We hope that you will join us today, taking a few minutes during fesitivities to remember those who put themselves in harms way to protect us.

Friday, May 30, 2008

Keep God first and everything else will follow.

There once was a man who had nothing for his family to eat. He had an old shotgun and three bullets. So, he decided that he would go out and kill something for dinner.

As he went down the road, he saw a rabbit and he shot at the rabbit and missed it. Then he saw a squirrel and fired a shot at the squirrel and missed it. As he went further, he saw a wild turkey in the tree and he had only one bullet, but a voice came to him and said "pray first, aim high and stay focused."

However, at the same time, he saw deer which was a better kill. He brought the gun down and aimed at the deer. But, then he saw a rattle snake between his legs about to bite him, so he naturally brought the gun down further to shoot the rattle snake.

Still, the voice said again to him, "I said 'pray, aim high and stay focused." So, the man decided to listen to the voice. He prayed, then aimed the gun high up in the tree and shot the wild turkey. The bullet bounced off the turkey and killed the deer. The handle fell off the gun and hit the snake in the head and killed it.

And, when the gun had gone off, it knocked him into a pond. When he stood to look around, he had fish in all his pockets, a dead deer and a turkey to eat.

The snake (Satan) was dead simply because the man listened to God.

The Bottom line:

Pray first before you do anything, aim and shoot high in your goals, and stay focused on God. Pass this on in order that someone else might be blessed. Never let others discourage you concerning your past. The past is exactly that - " the past." Live every day one day at a time. And remember that only God knows our future and that he will not put you through any more than you can bear. Do not look to man for your blessings but look to the Lord. He can open doors for you that only He is able to do. Doors that you will not slip through but doors that only He has prepared in advance for you in your favor.

Wait, and be still, patient: keep God first and everything else will follow.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Why did the chicken cross the road?

BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MC CAIN:

My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:

When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......

DR. PHIL:

The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.

OPRAH:

Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH:

We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL
:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...

ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:

We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY:

Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

NANCY GRACE:

That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN:

To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART:

No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS:

Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:

To die in the rain. Alone.

GRANDPA:

In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS:

Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE:

It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON:

Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES:

I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never .......... reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:

Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON:

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE:

I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS:

Did I miss one?

DICK CHENEY:

Where's my gun?

AL SHARPTON:

Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.


Thursday, May 08, 2008

Ever Try to Quantify A Billion?

The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the'politicians' spending your tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases. 

A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. 

C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.

D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.


 

While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division


Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the
 Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number, what does it mean?



A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you each get $516,528.

B. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.

C. Or, if you are a family of four, your family gets $2,066,012.


Washington, D. C .

HELLO!

Are all your calculators broken?

  • Accounts Receivable Tax
  • Building Permit Tax 
  • CDL License Tax 
  • Cigarette Tax 
  • Corporate Income Tax 
  • Dog License Tax 
  • Federal Income Tax 
  • Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) 
  • Fishing License Tax 
  • Food License Tax 
  • Fuel Perm it Tax 
  • Gasoline Tax 
  • Hunting License Tax 
  • Inheritance Tax 
  • Inventory Tax 
  • IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax), 
  • IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax), 
  • Liquor Tax, 
  • Luxury Tax, 
  • Marriage License Tax, 
  • Medicare Tax, 
  • Property Tax, 
  • Rain Tax
  • Real Estate Tax, 
  • Service charge taxes, 
  • Social Security Tax, 
  • Road Usage Tax (Truckers), 
  • Sales Taxes, 
  • Recreational Vehicle Tax, 
  • School Tax, 
  • State Income Tax, 
  • State Unemployment Tax (SUTA), 
  • Telephone Federal Excise Tax, 
  • Telephone Federal Universal Service Fe e Tax, 
  • Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax, 
  • Telephone Minimum Usage
  • Surcharge Tax,
  • Telephone Recurring and
  • Non-recurring Charges Tax, 
  • Telephone State and Local Tax, 
  • Telephone Usage Charge Tax, 
  • Ut ility Tax, 
  • Vehicle License Registration Tax, 
  • Vehicle Sales Tax, 
  • Watercraft Registration Tax, 
  • Well Permit Tax, 
  • Workers Compensation Tax. 

    STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?


Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. 
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in t he world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. 


What happened? Can you spell '
politicians!'? And to think that I have to 'press 1' for English. 

What the heck happened?

Answer: Voters have been dumbed-down and become dependent on our tax dollars!


 


 

Friday, May 02, 2008

Vista Service Pack 1

I have for years been a systems integrator, web developer, network and database specialist. I certainly have more expertise in some areas than in others; but my clients like the work I do for them in all the areas mentioned.

For years, I was a MAJOR proponent of not letting a fix or service pack get cold before it was applied. If it became available in the morning, it was supposed to be on by close-of-business that day. That was, I took that approach until I either got a lot smarter, got severely burned or both. Then for years, I took the approach that you should always run one maintenance level behind unless there was an absolutely overriding reason for doing otherwise. That was until I ran into situations where I needed software that required an uninstalled pre-requisite fix.

I have for the last few years been a proponent of the "wait and see" approach. Wait until the fix has a chance to be proven solid and then apply it. That is until Vista Service Pack 1 came out.

My experience with Vista was abysmal at best. I hated the OS, found it buggy, slow and a general over plumped OS. So when SP1 came out, I more or less jumped at the chance to apply it; and I have not been disappointed.

The HP dual core machines on which the OS has been installed now FLIES instead of crawling. We're seeing performance improvements in the 45-55% range and seeing a marked decrease in number of abnormal program terminations and long debugging sessions.

The net of this is clear. If you're running Vista and have been afraid to install it – DO IT. There's no better time than this weekend.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

ABC News

I was earlier this morning watching the first segment of Good Morning America and was absolutely appalled at and disturbed by what I saw.

First let me say that this blog post does not represent my political bent. While it may be obvious where I stand politically by the time you finish reading this, my political position is not the issue. The issue is whether a company that's charged with reporting the news should be as open in displaying its bias as is ABC News.

What led me to this post?

  • Hilary Clinton won yesterdays Pennsylvania primary – winning it quite handily. A double digit win is impressive
  • The opening segment started with Obama. Unless you knew the outcome, you'd have thought he won
  • When ABC News finally got around to acknowledging Clinton's win, they did it by going on the attack and criticizing her for her methods

At one time, I referred to ABC as the Anti-American Broadcasting Companynow I think they're changing their position to the Anybody But Clinton network. I don't know what they see in Obama. My take on this dude is that if he were white with exactly the same credentials he has he would likely not even be a senator. If he was lucky enough to have the job, he would certainly NOT be where he is, because it's the black block of votes that's propelled him to where he is.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Life Changing Moments to Remember

Many people who know me well know that I sometimes wrestle with the question "…why was I chosen to remain on this planet when my friends are dying…?".

It goes back to my early 20s when I was first admitted into coronary care. Then there was the Friday before my 40th birthday -- when a tractor trailer crested the hill, hitting my stopped car on the driver's door. The impact tore the car beyond recognition, ripped to tongue of the boat's trailer from the back of the car and hurled the boat almost a quarter mile down the highway. Without any idea of what was about to happen, why would I do something I'd never done before or since – I disconnected my seatbelt less than 10 seconds before impact and allowed gravity to throw me through the passenger door ripped open by the impact.

I survived that wreck with little more than terribly stretched muscles and a lot of pain. It's likely that settling up with the insurance companies was more painful than the wreck.

Then about 20 years ago I had been having some back pain and difficulty walking. My wife Pat, the kids and I were living in the great little city of Centreville, VA (a suburb of Washington, DC) at the time and I was being treated for a narrowing of a couple aberrations of my lumbar spine. He had completely missed the tumor(s) growing in my pelvis, right hip and right femur.

The day they found those tumors was the highest and lowest day or my life up until then. It started a roller coaster ride that has left me with more questions than answers. Having a gaggle of doctors, ministers, friends and family came into my hospital room to share with me news that I had one chance in a million to live 30 more days was not a day I'd want to reschedule! Planning your funeral is no fun, especially when you're a church organist and you want to hear every piece you truly love played at least one more time – as if you'll actually hear the service.

Almost a year and a half later – 15-20 months since I was supposed to have died – we found the masses growing once again and had a repeat performance. But this time, it was much lower key and without a lot of the plans I had made a year and a half earlier. The second time, I had come to grips with several things.

  • John is not in control. The ultimate decision is somewhere else and once we've done all we can do, place your hands under the control of the Almighty and you'll feel a lot better
  • I was by then – as I still am – wrestling with the why am I here question. It may be as simple as to tell people like you, people who read stuff like this, that there is a power stronger than any of us and the power comes from above, from payers of your family and friends and through your faith and belief that you're never fighting a battle alone.

Well that's not the end of my story, since then I've also had two heart attacks, I'm the proud owner of several cardiac stents and take more pills a day than many people can count. I have just had some abdominal surgery – but I'm still kicking.

You know, it's absolutely amazing that when things start looking blue and when I get to a point where I start to feel a little sorry for myself or start questioning things, something always comes along to make me realize just how good things are! I've had two life changing things happen just this week.

I feel like a met a long-lost friend. I first read Parade Magazine's My Last Lecture article last weekend. This story is, of course, a story about somebody I consider a true hero – Professor Randy Pausch. I also watched his story on ABC last night, wiping my tear stained eyes several times; but thanking God that there are still people making a difference. Randy agrees with what I've long held as a basic premise, don't question the hand dealt, just figure out how to play it! The only way to get rid of the hand may be to throw in the cards; but at least it's after careful evaluation of all the options.

I went to visit a long time friend I had not seen in a while just to find that he had gone blind – as a result of diabetes out of control. Quite an adjustment; but seen as a bump in the road, not a mountain that can't be climbed.

Randy's story is online. If you haven't seen it, don't let today pass without viewing it. It's truly life changing and can be found at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji5_MqicxSo&eurl=http://download.srv.cs.cmu.edu/~pausch/

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Colonel Riley Letter to Congress


TAKE A FEW  MOMENTS AND READ THIS LETTER.  THESE ARE STRONG, POWERFUL AND COURAGEOUS WORDS COMING FROM A RETIRED COLONEL.AND READ WHAT  LINCOLN HAD TO SAY AT THE END.   WOW!


33 Senators  voted against English as America's official language on  June 6, 2007.    Of the  33, only one is a Republican and two are Independents;  the rest are  Democrats! On  Wednesday, June 6, 2007, at 23:35:23, Colonel Harry Riley,  USA-Ret. wrote:

Senators:

Your vote  against an amendment to Immigration Bill 1348 to make English America's  official language is astounding.  On D-Day, no less,  when we honor those who sacrificed in order to secure the bedrock,  character and  principles of America, I can only surmise your  vote reflects a loyalty to  illegal aliens.

I don't much  care where you come from, what your religion is, whether you're   black, white, or some other color, male or female, Democrat,  Republican or Independent, but I do care when you're a United States  Senator representing citizens of America and you vote against English as the  official language of   the United States.

Your vote  reflects betrayal and political surrender.  It violates your Pledge of Allegiance, dishonors  historical principle, rejects patriotism, borders on traitorous action  and, in my opinion, makes you unfit to serve as a United States Senator.  Impeachment, recall or other appropriate action is  warranted  or possibly even worse.

Four of you  voting against English as America's official language are current or former  presidential candidates:  Senator Biden,  Senator Clinton, Senator Dodd  and Senator Obama.  You are and  were four Senators vying to lead America, but you won't or don't have  the courage to cast a vote in favor of English as America's official  language when 91% of American citizens  want English officially  designated as our language.

This is the  second time in the last several months this list of Senators have  disgraced  themselves as 'political hacks' unworthy of being Senators  and certainly unqualified to serve as the President of the United  States.

If America is  as  angry as I am, you will realize a backlash so stunning it will  literally  'rock you out of your pants' and, preferably, totally out of the United  States Senate.  The entire immigration bill is a  farce.  Your action only confirms this really isn't about  America, it's about  self-serving politics and it's despicable at best.  It has been  said,  'Never argue with an idiot.  They'll drag you down to their  level!'



The  following Senators voted against making English the official language of  America:


Akaka (D-HI)
Bayh (D-IN)
Biden (D-DE) (Unsuccessfully  ran  for President)
Bingaman  (D-NM)
Boxer (D-CA)
Cantwell (D-WA)
Clinton (D-NY)  (Wants  to be  President)
Dayton  (D-MN)
Dodd (D-CT) (Unsuccessfully  ran  for President)
Domenici  (R-NM)  (Coward.  Protecting his Senate seat.)
Durbin (D-IL)
Feingold  (D-WI) (Not unusual for him!)
Feinstein (D-CA)
Harkin (D-IA)
Inouye (D-HI)
Jeffords (I-VT)
Kennedy  (D-MA)  (Unsuccessfully  ran  for President)
Kerry (D-MA)  (Unsuccessfully  ran  for President)
Kohl (D-WI))
Lautenberg (D-NJ)
Leahy (D-VT)
Levin (D-MI)
Lieberman  (I-CT)  (Disappointment here.)
Menendez (D-NJ)
Mikulski (D-MD)
Murray  (D-WA)
Obama (D-IL) (Wants  to be President)
Reed (D-RI)
Reid (D-NV) (Senate  Majority Leader)
Salazar  (D-CO)
Sarbanes (D-MD)
Schumer (D-NY)
Stabenow  (D-MI)

President  Abraham  Lincoln stated, 'Congressmen who wilfully take actions during  wartime that  damage morale and undermine the military are saboteurs and should be  arrested, exiled or hanged!'

We Asked For It – Whatever “IT” is

In just a little over one year

A little over one year ago:

  • Consumer confidence stood at a 2 1/2 year high;
  • Regular gasoline sold for $2.19 a gallon;
  • the unemployment rate was 4.5%


 


 

Since voting in a Democratic Congress in 2006 we're seen:


 

  • Consumer confidence plummet;
  • the cost of regular gasoline soar to over $3 a gallon;
  • Unemployment is up to 5% (a 10% increase);
  • American households have seen $2.3 trillion in equity value evaporate (stock and mutual fund losses);
  • Americans have seen their home equity drop by $1.2 trillion dollars;
  • 1% of American homes are in foreclosure.


America voted for change in 2006, and we got it!

The “Tax Rebate” Explained

As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one
of us would now get a nice rebate.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.

If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs

If we purchase a computer it will all go to India.

If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and
Guatemala.

If we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan.

If we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan.

None of the rebate will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep
that money here at home, is to buy sex and booze. Those are the
only businesses still in the US.


Friday, February 29, 2008

Parents Stop Video Game Porn and Violence

The video game Grand Theft Auto has been controversial since it came on the scene in 1997. The series has capitalized on the extreme graphic violence that can be perpetrated by players as they commit robberies, "pimp" women and participate in organized crime assassinations.

Parents must stop the destruction caused by video game pornography and violence.  By educating our children, you make an impact on how they view the violence that is thrust upon them every day. We can help them make healthy choices when it comes to how they want to spend their money and thereby have an impact on this violent video game machine.

Issue

As parents, how can we stand by and let something that is so violent become a part of our daily lives while it make millions of dollars by exploiting the minds of our children? Conservative media expert Ted Baehr cites that children will consume "63,000 hours of music, movies, television, iPods, and all of that by the time they're seventeen." (watch video)

The Problem
This is not the old make believe "Cops and Robbers" or "Cowboys and Indians". It is a buy in to a level of violence that was never imagined before. Grand Theft Auto is pure, unadulterated criminal indoctrination. Violent games affect children in different ways, depending on what stage they are in developmentally. As parents, we are responsible for seeing that we help our children make the right choices. "Children don't want to be manipulated. They want to be responsible. Help them to do that," says Baehr.

Educate Yourself, Set Your Children up to Succeed
Baehr has created a five-step process parents can follow to help educate their children on the ways of the media, which all parents should watch prior to letting their children select their own media. It can be seen at along with several of Baehr's other videos at iQuestions.com, a new online video based website.

Monday, February 25, 2008

Companies Without Domain Names

I am always seeing owners of small-to-medium sized companies with email addresses such as johndoe@AOL.com, johndoe@triad.rr.com, johndoe@gmail.com or johndoe@yahoo.com.

These work – they allow you to send and receive email! But do they express the company identity that you've worked so hard to build. Some of the people I'm talking about have multi-colored business cards, logos printed on the face of their buildings and signage on their vehicles. But they use a generic email address that in no way identifies who you are to the receiver until the email is actually opened.

My clients have often heard me say that "having an email address like username@AOL.com is worse than having no business email at all". I truly believe that and believe that any business seriously interested in doing business electronically should invest the very small number of dollars required to have a corporate identity.

You note that I am NOT saying that everybody needs a web site – because I don't think that a web site is necessary for every business. In fact, I think a web site may actually be a liability for some businesses and/or types of business. It's a rare instance, however when I would not recommend that a company invest in a domain name and email services that use that domain name.

Monday, February 11, 2008

Managing Server Based Email

I'm seeing more and more instances where email boxes are near, at or beyond quotas set in Microsoft Exchange. This is a serious problem because

  1. Users quit sending and receiving email when their size limits are reached
  2. Excessively large mailboxes cause a real performance issue for the Exchange server
  3. It's just not a good practice to keep them there.

With MS Exchange mail servers, almost all users choose MS Outlook as their default mail client. With Outlook, users have a number of alternatives to keeping all their email in their server-side INBOX

  1. God forbid – read the email, process it and delete the thing
  2. Set archive limits to something reasonable – maybe no more than a week on the server before being archived to a folder on the local machine
  3. Copy read emails to a personal folder on the local machine
  4. Create a local .PST file on the local machine into which read emails are copied
  5. Move them to a private folder somewhere on the local machine or on the network.

There are options – options that are often overlooked; but overlooking these options can create real problems for your email system and your network.

Friday, February 08, 2008

Is Newer Necessarily Better?

Until a few years ago, I believed that people should surpass being leading edge – opting instead to be bleeding edge. It was almost comic around the office. Within 15 minutes after a vendor released a product version or fix, all you'd see of John was rear end and elbows until the version or fix was installed.

It's common knowledge that age changes a lot of things. More often than not, it causes us to slow down. It should make us wiser because we've benefitted from a lot of observations and mistakes over years of work. Age should make us more cautious because we neither have the energy nor can we afford – you know all you young bumpkins are watching us and waiting for us to make a fatal mistake – to make mistakes we took in stride twenty years ago.

Several good friends and a few very good clients have recently asked me about my philosophy when it comes to applying vendor supplied maintenance; and when they should migrate to newer and better product versions and desktops. In that regard, I have a few guidelines – a started to say rules but I think guideline is better because it leaves room for exceptions.

  • I have Automatic Update activated on all my personal Windows desktops; but on none of my JFSI business desktops. I used to have it active across the board, and doing it the way I'm now doing it introduces a risk that I'll miss automatically installing a critical security patch. But I'll cover that in a second.
  • I set things this way because I've twice or thrice been burned by bad fixes that cost time and/or money to back off. Plus, activating automatic update eliminates you having the option of applying fixes or not. Thank God for System Restore points. A bad fix applied to one of the systems at home is a nuisance, but it's rarely a crisis.
  • What about new product versions? I considered myself to be on Office 2003 Power User. In fact, several people asked me to rate myself and I gave myself an 85% score when I came to using products in the Office 2003 Suite. After a year on Office 2007 I'd rate myself maybe at 60-65%, and that's pretty darned generous. I find it cumbersome, clumsy, non-intuitive and a real impediment to performance. Why? Only because I was so darned comfortable with the previous versions and change of the magnitude introduced by Office's ribbons is hard to cope with.

Vista is yet another story. I have a couple of Vista based machines; and I'm getting used to it. You'll note I did not say I LIKE it; but I'm finding it more tolerable, just as I'm finding Office 2007 more tolerable. I rue the day, however, when Bill and company decide that XP will no longer be available on PCs being installed in small to medium sized businesses along side other XP machines. I predict something only slightly short of a major revolution when that occurs.

So to net things out….

  • I now TEST updates before just taking the vendor's word that they're necessary UNLESS the vendor can show real reason. If it is truly a MAJOR security breach and the vendor can prove the fix damages nothing else, great; but I've adopted a more "guilty until proven innocent" attitude with respect to updates.
  • I generally run one level behind or at least wait a few weeks after a major update so that others can find the bugs. It just allows me to sleep better at night.


 


 

 

Thursday, February 07, 2008

Why people hate Vista

A confluence of sensible concerns and emotional reactions help explain why Microsoft's newest OS has riled customers


posted here with permission of Galen Gruman


February 05, 2008

You rarely hear about a new OS causing people to panic. But IT consultant Scott Pam says that's exactly what his small-business clients are doing when they install Windows Vista on new PCs and run smack into compatibility or usability roadblocks.

Pam's clients are not alone: Since InfoWorld launched its petition drive on Jan. 14 to ask Microsoft to continue selling new XP licenses indefinitely alongside its Vista licenses, more than 75,000 people have signed on. And hundreds of people have commented — many with ferocious, sometimes unprintable passion. "Right now I have a laptop with crap Vista and I'm going to downgrade to XP because Vista sucks," reads one such comment.

Where does all the vitriol come from?

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Get the big picture on Windows XP's impending demise, from user reactions to licensing implications — and sign InfoWorld's "Save XP" petition ]

IT managers and analysts suggest a range of reasons, some based on irrational fears and others based on rational reactions to disruptive changes.

Emotional effects
"When we first deployed Vista, people told us it sucks, that it's not as good as XP," recalled Sumeeth Evans, IT director at Collegiate Housing Services, an 80-person college facilities management firm. A month later, he surveyed the staff to see if their views had changed, and they had: "They said it was very good, that they were getting used to it. We asked what was different, and they said they originally didn't like Vista because it was a change. That's human nature."

Microsoft's overzealous schedule in replacing XP with Vista has exacerbated resistance to change, said Michael Silver, a research vice president at Gartner. The company had originally planned to discontinue XP sales on Dec. 31, 2007, just 11 months after Vista was made available to consumers and 14 months after it was made available to enterprises. The date for new license sales to end is now June 30.

In practice, XP's consumer availability ended for many users even sooner — just six months after Vista's release — since storefront retailers Best Buy and Circuit City and most computer manufacturers' Web sites stopped selling XP-equipped computers in July 2007. Typically, Microsoft has given customers two years to make such a transition, Silver noted.

Burton Group executive strategist Ken Anderson suggested that the strong emotional identification with XP represented a fundamental shift in how people, including IT staff, now think of operating systems. They have become a familiar extension of what we do and how we work, thus not something want to change often. "When technology becomes part of you, you don't want people to mess with it," he said.

Anderson likened the reaction to XP's impending demise to what happened in the 1980s when Coca-Cola replaced its classic Coke formula with New Coke, causing massive protests by customers who had no reason to change what they drank. The protests forced the company to bring back what we now call Coke Classic. "XP has come to the point of being Coke Classic," he said, with Vista playing the role of New Coke.

The further the better
The Englewood (N.J.) Hospital Medical Center switched to Vista shortly after its enterprise release, since it had been in Microsoft's early adopter program. Most users — mainly nurses and other medical staff — didn't really notice the upgrade and had few complaints, noted Gary Wilhelm, the business and systems financial manager (a combination of CTO and CFO) at the 2,500-employee facility. That's because they don't really use the OS, but instead work directly in familiar applications that load when they sign in using their ID.

Capacitor manufacturer Kemet saw a similar ho-hum reaction from most of its staff, says Jeff Padgett, the global infrastructure manager. And for the same reason: Users have little direct interaction with the OS. But the staff did push back on Office 2007, whose ribbon interface is a departure from the previous versions. They rebelled to the degree that Padgett has delayed Office 2007 deployment and may not install it at all.

Back at the Englewood hospital, Wilhelm did hear anti-Vista grumbling from people in the administration department, who work more closely with the OS itself for file management and so on. And at Kemet, another group of hands-on users complained about the switch to Vista, noted Padgett: "The people who suffered the most were engineers and IT people."

The phenomenon of hands-on users being the most resistant explains why so many small-business users and consultants have reacted so strongly against Vista, noted Gartner's Silver.

Conversely, those enamored of the latest technology tend to be Vista enthusiasts, said David Fritzke, IT director at the YMCA Milwaukee, which has been adding Vista to its workforce as it buys new computers. "Some users bought Vista for home and then wanted it more quickly at work than we had initially planned to deploy it," he said. Fritzke also found that younger users adapted to Vista more easily.

In search of ROI
Users' personal reactions, positive or negative, ultimately impact the bottom line and help drive the business decision of whether to roll out Vista across an organization.

It's all about basic cost-benefit analysis, says Gartner's Silver. In most businesses, Vista offers few compelling advantages for users while introducing challenges. The cost of change is too high for the perceived benefit. For example, users often complain about Vista's constant nagging about possible system threats, about applications that no longer run, or about files that appear to be "lost" because they've been moved to new places by the OS, Silver said.

"It's really hard to convince someone to go to a product that's not quite as stable or as capable as what they're already using," Silver noted — and so they get frustrated and angry. While IT managers and analysts appreciate some under-the-hood changes in Vista, these improvements don't have an immediate, obvious benefit for users. "Vista's benefits are not about the users," concurred Collegiate Housing Services' Evans.

Upgrades from Microsoft's past have also colored expectations, Silver said. Users tend to remember the straightforward transition from Windows 2000 to XP, even though technically it was a "minor" upgrade, he said. (Silver also noted that until XP Service Pack 2, XP had its own share of compatibility and security flaws that annoyed users, something that most forgot with SP2's release.)

And while the path from Windows 95 and 98 to Windows XP was rockier, the benefits were clear enough at each stage for most customers to make the upgrade investment gladly, Silver said.

Some users have decided to skip Vista altogether and instead wait for Windows 7 , whose release date has been reported as anywhere between 2009 and 2011 "Why shoot yourself in the foot twice? Windows 7 will be out next year; I'll wait till then," said one InfoWorld reader. If Windows 7 arrives sooner rather than later — or if a miraculous Vista service pack addresses all the major objections in one swoop — then the uproar over upgrading to Vista will quickly fade into the hazy past of other Windows upgrade snafus.



Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Notes From A Political Junkie

Those of you who know me likely know that I am a self-avowed political junkie. While I have long resisted the temptation to run for office myself, I during every election select a candidate or two to work for, donate whatever computer resources and time I have available and put in some serious effort to get him or her elected. I'm not sure why I'm this way; but I suspect it's largely because I grew up in a household with a father who was like me – sleepless on election night(s) watching returns trickle in and glued to the TV during political party conventions.

By now I'm sure you've said what many have long known – this guy's a real nut! But for me, I don't know whether it's in the genes, the bones or just stuck back in the back corner of a brain that's short circuited in its political core.

Well – Super Tuesday is over! Thank goodness! It happened that Super Tuesday coincided with another important day – FAT TUESDAY – the day when Christians and heathens alike gorge themselves on pancakes and all things they should not eat supposedly before the beginning of Lent. I heard absolutely no mention of Fat Tuesday yesterday – in fact, I heard very little about Mardi Gras. It took back seat to the election.

What did I think about yesterday? I thought it was GREAT! Having what was essentially a national referendum / primary is a great idea. Why not make it a true one next time and have all 50 primaries on the same day?

What did I think of the results? My guy is ahead so it's goodness from my perspective. I'm not sure about what's going to happen in the opposition party; but they can fight it out amongst themselves. One thing is for sure, this election cycle will not be dull; it's going to be hard fought and interesting till the end.

The most important step to thrive in any economy

Posted with permission of Terry Brock


 

Unless you've been living on Neptune, you know that many are talking about a slow-down in the economy, "tough times ahead" and some even using the R-word -- recession. We have seen these come and go for centuries. How do we deal with this one and what can you do in your business to thrive -- no matter what happens?

It is not a mystery. You'll be able to survive and thrive if you apply basic principles of success. The laws of success don't change based on what the Federal Reserve does to the money supply. The laws of success don't change because of tax laws. And, as much as politicians this year would like us to believe they can control it all, the laws of success don't change based on what political actions.

The key to thriving anywhere at anytime is really quite simple. It is not easy, but it is something that those less successful will shrug off saying "Oh, that is no big deal." However, those that are successful hear it, pay attention and take appropriate actions.

The most important step to thrive in any economy is to make yourself indispensable to people who can help you. In business, this means that you become the "must-have" provider of solutions, products and services that simply can't be eliminated by those wonderful people who pay your bills. Whether you call them customers, clients, member or some other term, you can survive if you strengthen that umbilical chord between you and your buyers.

But how do we do that in today's world? I've talked about these steps before but with the current economic situation it makes even more sense to accentuate these and share these principles with others.

Here are some tactics your and your people can implement to make yourself indispensable:

Study What They Need

Too many businesses run into problems with "We think..." marketing. Those unsuccessful people are often well-meaning. They sit in a conference room, come up with brilliant (at least they think they are brilliant) ideas on how to market and sell to buyers. Successful people ask the right questions of real buyers. They listen to the answers buyers give them. Successful people also develop a sort of "sixth sense" to "listen between the lines" and hear what buyers are saying---even when they are not saying it.

Study The Macro Environment

Learn what is going on that is affecting not only your business but also the business of your customers. What challenges are they facing in the economy? What trends are likely to affect them? Successful people understand how economic trends affect their own buyers and businesses.

Work Harder In Hard Times

It takes hard work to get ahead. That means going the extra mile and helping clients who are also going through harder times. This will help you become a better person. Friedrich Nietzsche said, "That which does not kill me makes me stronger." Kick yourself in the butt! Get moving and don't tolerate anything less than excellence in your own personal behavior. By "work harder" I mean study more, learn valuable skills the market wants, provide value for clients where they consider it value.

Look For New Markets

Sometimes, the difficult times provide a wonderful opportunity to see new options that we wouldn't consider otherwise. Think globally. With technologies today you can deal with customers in other countries much easier than ever. Find those areas and industries that aren't going through the hard times you might be experiencing.

Challenging times open lots of opportunities for other ventures and options. Unsuccessful people complain and blame. Successful people see what is happening, prepare to take advantage of the situation and thrive on it by becoming indispensable to others. Become the "go to" person for those wonderful buyers.

In doing this, you'll be successful no matter what the economy does.

Thursday, January 31, 2008

OLDER THAN DIRT

LightningBugs / Older 'n Dirt!!

"Hey Dad," one of my kids asked the other day, "What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?"

"We didn't have fast food when I was growing up," I informed him. "All the food was slow." "C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?"

"It was a place called 'at home,'" I explained. "Mom cooked every day and when Dad got home from work, we sat down together at the dining room table, and if you didn't like what she put on your plate you were allowed to sit there until you did like it." By this time, the kid was laughing so hard I was afraid he was going to suffer serious internal damage, so I didn't tell him the part about how I had to have permission to leave the table. But here are some other things I would have told him about my childhood if I figured his system could have handled it:

  • Some parents NEVER owned their own house, wore jeans, set foot on a golf course, traveled out of the country (traveled at all) or had a credit card. In their later years they had something called a revolving charge card. The card was good only at Sears Roebuck. Or maybe it was Sears AND Roebuck. Either way, there is no Roebuck anymore. Maybe he died.
  • My parents never drove me to soccer practice. This was mostly because we never had heard of soccer and most of my friends never had a car. I had a bicycle that weighed probably 50 pounds, and only had one speed, (slow). We didn't have a television in our house until I was 11, but my grandparents had one before that. It was, of course, black and white, but they bought a piece of colored plastic to cover the screen. The top third was blue, like the sky, and the bottom third was green, like grass. The middle third was red. It was perfect for programs that had scenes of fire trucks riding across someone's lawn on a sunny day Some people had a lens taped to the front of the TV to make the picture look larger.
  • I was 13 before I tasted my first pizza, it was called "pizza pie." A pie was 75 cents (Large $l.00) When I bit into it, I burned the roof of my mouth and the cheese slid off, swung down, plastered itself against my chin and burned that, too. It's still the best pizza I ever had.
  • We didn't have a car a car in our immediate family. Before that, the only car in our family was my aunt & uncles Ford. They called it their "mean green machine."
  • We never had a telephone. The only phone in the house was in a neighbor's apartment and it was on a party line. In an emergency you would ask if you could please use their phone and before you could dial, you had to listen and make sure some people you didn't know weren't already using the line.
  • Pizzas were not delivered to our home. But milk was.
  • All newspapers were delivered by boys and all boys delivered newspapers. I delivered a newspaper, six days a week. It cost 7 cents a paper, of which I got to keep 2 cents. I had to get up at
  • 4 AM every morning. On Saturday, I had to collect the 42 cents from my customers. My favorite customers were the ones who gave me 50 cents and told me to keep the change. My least favorite customers were the ones who seemed to never be home on collection day.
  • Movie stars kissed with their mouths shut. At least, they did in the movies. Touching someone else's tongue with yours was called French kissing and they didn't do that in movies. I don't know what they did in French movies. French movies were dirty and we weren't allowed to see them.

If you grew up in a generation before there was fast food, you may want to share some of these memories with your children or grandchildren. Just don't blame me if they bust a gut laughing.

Growing up isn't what it used to be, is it?

MEMORIE S from a friend:

My Dad is cleaning out my grandmother's house (she died in December) and he brought me an old Royal Crown Cola bottle. In the bottle top was a stopper with a bunch of holes in it. I knew immediately what it was, but my daughter had no idea. She thought they had tried to make it a salt shaker or something. I knew it as the bottle that sat on the end of the ironing board to "sprinkle" clothes with because we didn't have steam irons. Man, I am old.

How many do you remember?

  • Head lights dimmer switches on the floor.
  • Ignition switches on the dashboard.
  • Heaters mounted on the inside of the fire wall.
  • Real ice boxes.
  • Pant leg clips for bicycles without chain guards.
  • Soldering irons you heat on a gas burner.
  • Using hand signals for cars without turn signals.

Older Than Dirt Quiz:

Count all the ones that you remember not the ones you were told about. Ratings at the bottom.

  1. Blackjack chewing gum
  2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
  3. Candy cigarettes
  4. Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles
  5. Coffee shops or diners with tableside juke boxes
  6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
  7. Party lines
  8. Newsreels before the movie
  9. P.F. Flyers
  10. Butch wax
  11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix (CAstle 2-6933) and if you had a party line you would add a letter at the end. CAstle 2-6933J.
  12. Peashooters
  13. Howdy Doody
  14. 45 RPM records
  15. 78 RPM recorders with a little plastic disc to accommodate 45 RPM records
  16. Hi-fi's
  17. Metal ice trays with lever
  18. Mimeograph paper
  19. Blue cube flashbulbs
  20. Packards
  21. Roller skate keys
  22. Cork popguns
  23. Drive-ins
  24. Studebakers
  25. Wash tub wringers

If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young
If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older
If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your age,
If you remembered 16-25 = You're older than dirt!

I might be older than dirt but those memories are the best part of my life.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Microsoft Takes No Prisoners When It Comes To Pirated Software

Just in case you're considering installing illegal software on your PC or building a PC with pirated software, I suggest that you read the following article that I took the liberty of reprinting for this media.

Microsoft Gets Tough On Software Pirates


By Kevin McLaughlin, CMP Channel
12:00 AM EST Mon. Nov. 12, 2007
From the November 12, 2007 issue of VARBusiness

Microsoft (NSDQ:MSFT) continued to smoke out what it considers to be shadowy denizens of its channel, filing lawsuits early this month against 20 software resellers in 13 states for distributing counterfeit or improperly licensed products.

The latest legal salvo is part of Microsoft's ongoing Genuine Software Initiative, which aims to educate consumers and businesses of the many different ways in which they can end up with illegitimate software running on their networks.

Steve Schulte, a partner at Capital Network Solutions, Sacramento, Calif., says Microsoft's antipiracy efforts help stamp out the spread of unscrupulous licensing behavior that makes life difficult for other channel partners.

"We've run into a couple of scenarios in virtual environments where resellers have taken licenses and pushed them onto other servers. Not only is that unethical, it also hurts us when we're going into competitive bids," said Schulte.

Schulte noted that Microsoft is in the process of adopting the antipiracy tactics of Citrix, another Capital Network Solutions partner, which requires its software to be activated on the back end using licensing keys.

Microsoft is aware of the problem with counterfeit licenses, and last month launched the Get Genuine Windows Agreement (GGWA), which allows organizations that have been duped into buying illegitimate versions of Windows XP Professional to obtain volume licensing agreements and avoid liability issues that stem from running illegal software.

GGWAs for small and medium businesses have a five-license minimum and are sold by partners, while GGWA for large businesses are sold through large account resellers or direct from Microsoft, said Cori Hartje, director of Microsoft's Genuine Software Initiative. The GGWA provides broader coverage than the Get Genuine Kit for Windows XP that Microsoft launched in July 2006, Hartje said.

"Many of our volume-type customers are interested in having one 'get right' type of agreement, a single purchase that takes care of everything all at once," said Hartje.

Microsoft has recently stepped up efforts to prosecute software pirates and unscrupulous system builders, some of whom use counterfeit certificate of authenticity labels, or COAs, to deceive customers into believing that the illegal software they're buying is genuine.

"There are some system builders that are shipping bogus copies of Windows, and customers are getting caught with bad copies that they can't register, and they get stuck," said Scott Braden, senior Microsoft analyst at Miro Consulting, a Fords, N.J.-based firm that specializes in Microsoft licensing.

Kevin Baylor, principal at Aequus IT, a solution provider in Bradenton, Fla., sees the GGWA as a step in the right direction, but not necessarily one that will make much of an impact on the software piracy situation.

"I definitely think the program will be helpful, especially for small businesses, which are generally happy to comply with licensing. But while Microsoft is on the right track in fighting software piracy, I don't feel it will completely negate its effects," Baylor said.

As with Microsoft's other volume licensing programs, pricing is set by the channel. One Microsoft partner who asked not to be named estimated the cost of legalizing a single copy of Windows XP Professional at $200, with the cost of fixing 10 machines running around $1,200.

"From a customer perspective, they're going to be upset because they'll have to spend a significant amount of money. But this does give them a way out," Braden said.

Some of Microsoft's antipiracy efforts have angered users. In August, Microsoft fixed a glitch with the validation scheme for Windows XP and Vista that was flagging legitimate versions of the OS as pirated ones. Microsoft subsequently said the problem was due to human error.

Monday, January 21, 2008

It Happens to the Most Expert and the Most Careful

I have been in the computer business for more years than most of you readers have been alive. In fact, I started JFSI more years ago than most of my readers have even thought of using computers. But on Saturday, the nightmare of nightmares hit and hit hard.

We got our first (of many) client notification about 7AM on Saturday. The calls and emails were simple -- ''Out web site is not available. Any idea why?"

Our web servers are located in a building across town from our primary office; so we jumped in the SUV and drove over and immediately KNEW exactly what happened. When we walked into the server room we heard a terrible whining sound coming from our primary web server. At that time we knew that we had a hard disk crash.

That would not have been a major problem in most instances because we did a full backup at midnight. For most web developers, this would have been a non-event. A matter of simply

  • Removing the failed hard drive and replacing it with an in-house spare
  • Reformatting the new hard drive
  • Reloading the system image from the backup last night.

We did all that; but then we entered the beautiful "real world". Remember, our database back ends are the major differentiator between our sites and those of the competition. Once we got the server back up, we had to locate and reapply all all updates to all the databases affected since the backup. That sounds easy; but the major issue is to ensure that updates don't get affected by transactions that may be occurring in real time.

That being the case, a few web sites were down -- at least for updates -- for several hours. We're looking at ways to prevent anything like this from happening in the future. It was too traumatic an event to have it happen every weekend.

We're now in a more secure and more redundant environment for those sites hosted in house. We've also moved a few sites previously hosted in house to a server at a major ISP -- with guaranteed redundancy, RAID and large staffs.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Microsoft Plans To Discontinue Support for XP

It's fairly common knowledge that Microsoft is currently planning to discontinue supporting Windows XP in June of 2008 even though displeasure with Vista is currently at an all-time high. I don't have a lot of specifics at this point; but stay tuned here and to the NEWS page on the company web site. I will try to keep you informed via those two sources.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

JFSI Announces Two Web Site Revisions

We are extremely proud to announce the completed revisions of web sites for two of our clients -- John C. Pegg Auction and Appraisal Services and The Shepherds Center of Kernersville.

Pegg Auction and Appraisal Serviceis the Triad's premier provider of auctions services. Over the years, scores of people and companies have placed confidence in John Pegg's ability to transform goods and property into cash as an alternative to traditional sales techniques.

The Shepherds Center of Kernersville is an organization dedicated to providing much needed services and companionship to elderly and disabled citizens of the Triad. Whether a patron of The Shepherds Center needs a ride to the doctor or someone to come by and chat, the organization is there to held.

We encourage visitors to this site to visit either or both of these sites often.

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

In Case Your System Rebooted Overnight

It's likely that when you first faced your computer early this morning that you noticed that it had rebooted overnight. In case you were wondering, the reboot was due to Microsoft fixing a password vulnerability. The following article describes this vulnerability in more detail.

Researchers: Microsoft to patch Windows password flaw

IDG News Service 1/8/08

Robert McMillan, IDG News Service, San Francisco Bureau

Microsoft will patch a flaw in the Windows operating system Tuesday that could give attackers access to passwords on a victim's system, according to security vendor SkyRecon Systems.

"During our ongoing research into the Windows LPC (Local Procedure Call) interface, we found an important vulnerability which could be used to gain elevated privilege and then execute code in the LSASS process," SkyRecon said in a statement e-mailed to IDG News.

The flaw will be patched in Microsoft's upcoming set of security patches, set to be released around 11 a.m. Pacific time Tuesday, the company said.

The LSASS (Local Security Authority Subsystem Service) process is used by Windows to manage account credentials in Windows. A LSASS bug was famously exploited by the Sasser worm in 2004, but this latest flaw appears to be far less serious.

That's because, unlike the Sasser vulnerability, this bug does not allow a remote attacker to run unauthorized software on a victim's computer. "If the vulnerability is exploited, there is a potential for saved passwords to be accessed by users that did not originally posses the proper credentials to access this sensitive information," SkyRecon said.

The flaw affects Windows 2000, XP and 2003 Server operating systems, and was reported to Microsoft in the last few months, according to SkyRecon, a security software vendor based in Paris.

Microsoft's public relations agency declined to comment on SkyRecon's alert, but last Thursday the software giant said that it planned to patch an important "local elevation of privilege" flaw that affected these three versions of Windows.

Because an attacker would first need to have a way of running software on the victim's system, the vulnerability is "semi-serious," said Eric Schultze, chief technology officer with Shavlik Technologies. "Let's say you are hosting your Web site at an ISP and that ISP keeps many Web sites on that same server," he said via instant message. "If you can do that, you can upload the exploit, then run it via your Web server... and then access passwords that you shouldn't be allowed to access."

Microsoft hasn't said much about the other security update it expects to release tomorrow, except to say that it is a critical bug-fix for Windows Vista and XP users because the vulnerability it fixes could be used by attackers to install unauthorized software on a victim's computer. This update is rated important for Windows Server 2003 users and considered moderate for Windows 2000.

In December, SkyRecon was credited with discovering another elevation of privilege flaw, this one in Windows Vista, that was fixed in Microsoft's last set of security updates.

Bob McMillan is Senior writer for the IDG News Service.